Gwyneth Paltrow has been roasted all over the internet after a quote from her ongoing ski accident went viral.
The 50-year-old actress has been on trial in Utah for the past several days after being sued by retired optometrist Terry Sanderson over a 2016 skiing accident.
During one of the days of the trial, Paltrow took the witness stand in court to testify when asked about the “losses” she herself suffered from the accident. She then responded with the now infamous line: “Well, we lost half a day of skiing.”
Since then, the actress has been the subject of viral reactions to the statement from both fans and other stars, including Busy Philipps.
The White Chicks star, 43, posted a selfie to her Instagram account with fellow actress Jen Tullock, using Gwyneth’s quote as a caption.
‘We lost half a day of skiing’: Gwyneth Paltrow has been roasted all over the internet after a quote from her ongoing ski accident went viral
Roasted: The actress has since been the subject of viral reactions to the statement from both fans and other stars, including Busy Philipps, who posed alongside actress Jen Tullock.
Quoted: Social media users did not refrain from commenting on Paltrow’s testimony
For the photo, the two women leaned into the camera with expressionless faces and both held up what looked like espresso martinis.
Twitter has also become a floodgate of mostly funny reactions to Gwyneth’s statement.
One user wrote: “I hate to break this to you, but if you’re just going to the slopes now, you’ve missed half a day of skiing, which is the worst thing that can happen to anyone.”
Another said: “He may make more money but Gwyneth will NEVER get back the half day of skiing she lost.” So who is really the bad person here????’
In response to someone who tweeted a clip of the video with the words: ‘This test is completely Adderall with a Xanax talk, another person had the fun idea to start working on Halloween ideas for the upcoming season.
“I need to find a way to make ‘well I lost half a day of skiing’ in a Halloween costume this year.”
One Twitter user shared a photo of video game character Mario clutching his chest in pain and wrote above it: “Gwyneth Paltrow after missing half a day of skiing.”
Someone else simply shared a photo of Gwyneth at the booth and wrote: ‘This is art.’
Farse: The actress has been on trial in Utah for the past few days after being sued by retired optometrist Terry Sanderson for a 2016 skiing collision.
Hilarious: Twitter has also become a floodgate of mostly funny reactions to Gwyneth’s statement.
Goop: The Marvel actress’s company, Goop, was also hilariously brought into the conversation by one person.
Comparisons: A Twitter user shared a photo of the video game character Mario clutching his chest in pain.
Art: some people kept their thoughts simple
Real life: Others have made it known that they will incorporate their words into their daily lives.
Seasonal – Someone else had the fun idea to start working on Halloween ideas for the upcoming season.
Another said: ‘texting all my friends ‘well… I lost half a day of skiing’ next time some minor inconvenience happens to me.’
The Marvel actress’ company, Goop, was also hilariously brought into the conversation by one person.
Half a day of skiing that you will never get back! How many vaginal candles did that cost you?!?!’
There was also a response to her statement that said: ‘”well, I lost half a day of skiing…” she is such a mother that she is crazy’.
Sanderson sued the actress for $3.1 million in 2019, accusing her of colliding with him on a ski slope at Deer Valley Resort in Park City, Utah, in 2016 and causing him permanent traumatic brain injury.
The actress countersued Sanderson, claiming he crashed into her on the ski slope.
Paltrow also sought $1 in damages and collected reimbursement of her legal fees from the plaintiff.
The Sevens actress also sparked more hilarious reactions online after making a comparison to serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer over his choice of glasses earlier in court.
Questions: The app has been flooded with people’s feedback on the comment Gwyneth made.
Telling his side: Sanderson sued the actress for $3.1 million in 2019, accusing her of colliding with him on a ski slope
The accident: The accident in 2016 and reportedly caused him a permanent traumatic brain injury.
Similarities: Gwyneth was compared to Jeffrey Dahmer for the glasses she wore in court
Relentless: A few days before the ‘missed ski half day comment’, people took to Twitter again to make jokes about their choice of goggles.
‘Jeffrey Dahmer’s glasses,’ posted an online commenter in response to a news article showing Gwyneth wearing the glasses. “I like the serial killer vibe of it,” read another comment.
Dahmer, also known as the Milwaukee Cannibal, was a serial killer and sex offender who killed and dismembered 17 men and boys between 1978 and 1991 and wore similar glasses in his 1991 mugshot.
“Jeffrey Dahmer meets Gwyneth Paltrow,” read another comment.
‘Gwyneth Paltrow is literally going for the #Dahmer look on this ski accident trail… what the heck? Not quite on the mark for @goop’ another commenter posted.